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Fixed stars

Three apples rate a star. Two earn two. ¶ 

The Milkey Way galaxy

I tasted nine apple varieties for the first time last year. ¶ 

Alas, may of my examples were clearly past their prime. Consequently, I'm not able to give them the recognition they probably deserve. ¶ 

But first: What's going on? I rate apples every year at this time, using my own qualitative system, one to three stars.

Oddly (or maybe not, at this point in my apple-tasting career) I only found two of these apples locally. Travel, and readers, provided the rest.

Singleton stars

The Smokey Mountain Limbertwig apple, in my view, deserves a star ("worth choosing"), for its crunch and fruity flavor mix. (I also tip my hat to its marvelous name.)

I found Robijn in an organic market in a cavernous industrial space on the outskirts of Dublin. One star to this apple, crisp, lively. Its origin story is unexpected.

Redfree

I also reconsidered some apples in my catalog. One of these, Redfree, earned both a star and a new listing.

Doubly stellar

two starsThe apples I received—gratefully—from Jesse Downs of Down Home Farm fared better as a group than the fruits of my foreign explorations. I enjoyed them very much.

Two stars, then to the Red Royal Limbertwig, which has, I think the classic "Limbertwig flavor." Two stars are "worth seeking."

A red-brown apple with spots and squiggles of light brown russet
Red Royal Limbertwig

(Down Home also provided the one-star Smokey Mountain Limbertwig. I haven't tried nearly all of them, but the Limbertwig family is, so far, impressive.)

I also award two stars to the excellent Royal Russet, also known as Brown Russet. Both names seem to be valid and I hope Jesse, who grew mine, forgives me for using the one that seems to be the more common.

The apple itself is a sweet russet with some fine flavor notes, worth seeking indeed.

Stellar anomolies

Most apples (about half) are "worth choosing" and get a star. I do not hand out two-star awards lightly: only one in five make the grade. 

Three-star awards ("worth a quest") are downright rare,  about 1 in 75. There were no new ones this year.

I decline to award any stars to either of the two apples I managed to find here in New England last year: Worcester Pearmain and Irish Pippin. The latter was, alas, well past prime by the time it reached me.

Of the four "new" apples I found on my travels this year, all but Robijn were too far past peak to rate a star.

What I learned from tasting them suggested that fresher samples might indeed be very good (or better). But I base my reviews on experience, not hopes, so must instead wish for a chance to resample these sometime.

But you, dear reader, should not be dissuaded by my experience. In fact, if you find Rajka, Discovery, or the mysteriously named Tipp Pippin, please dish about them in comments to my reviews. I am not likely to get a second bite of these any time soon.

Brilliant for baking

Speaking of foreign apples, I found some fresh Bramleys at a farmers market in Edinburgh at the end of September. They were an improvement over inferior samples from a London supermarket in 2013.
A plastic bin filled with green apples

This classic baking apple still earns no stars for eating out of hand. Nonetheless I was very pleased to make Bramley a completely new review this year.

Humbly yours

So it is that by hewing as closely as I can to the basic ideas behind my rating system, I have rendered those ratings incomplete and perpetually subject to revision.

That includes the 120-odd no-star apples I've reviewed. I am sure that some of these are underrated, just not which ones.

I had to taste Redfree multiple times, from different orchards in different years, before awarding it a star this year.

It follows that you should conduct your own investigation to learn what pleases you.

Others, I know, rate apples according to a system of fractional points. Such precision is beyond me (and, I suspect, may fail to account for how apple qualities vary with harvest, orchard, and other factors).

Besides, I am just one set of tastebuds, not a panel of judges at Olympic Games.

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Today's photo of the Milky Way is in the public domain, available via Pixnio.

Comments

  1. I am utterly confused by that price label. And, given that it was in Scotland, I am afraid I might not understand the explanation were I to make an inquiry of the sellers.

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  2. i got a tried apple variety recently, maribelle, and after a streak of cloyingly sweet apples (Sprank, Rubis Gold, Venice) this delicate flavor profile is a lovely change of pace!

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    1. I had to search online to learn about all of those apple varieties! (which appear to be Dutch). Sadly most modern varieties are heavy on the sugar, light on many other qualities.

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